tee hee hee!
i think my favorite part is the bit about beer and babies. hahhahahahahhahha
- You should always store lesley in an airtight container in the fridge.
- Lesley can sleep for three and a half years.
- Lesley can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!
- The deepest part of lesley is over 35,000 feet deep.
- If you put a drop of liquor on lesley, she will go mad and sting herself to death.
- Lesley can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
- It took lesley 22 years to build the Taj Mahal!
- In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, lesley is the victim.
- Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of lesley in a day.
- Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from lesley.